Sinbad: Climb Mountains
Submitted by chris on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 18:51
Black people start making money and want to do stuff we would never do, want to climb mountains. It's right there -- you ain't got to climb it, you got a house. Why you gotta go outside and climb a rock?
Caskets
Submitted by chris on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 18:36
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?A: Is that you coughin'?
Bin Laden vs Custer
Submitted by chris on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:07
What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.
Sinbad: Lying to Women
Submitted by chris on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 18:02
You keep asking me questions that you know I have to lie at. 'Do I look fat?' 'Nah, no.' If you wasn't fat, you wouldn't have asked. That's why you asked the question. Skinny people don't say, 'Do I look fat?' Skinny people say, 'Do you want to eat? Would you like to have a sandwich?'
Sinbad: Obama Is for Everybody
Submitted by chris on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 17:00
The world's gone crazy. You got people mad that we got a black president, but he's half white. We claimed our half; y'all get yours. There's some for everybody. He's got some for everybody.
Demetri Martin: Revolving Door
Submitted by chris on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 16:39
I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.
Walks Into a Bar... Sexy Lincoln
Submitted by chris on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 16:18
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?""Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life.""But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender."That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Anniversaries and Toilets
Submitted by chris on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 16:18
What do anniversaries and toilets have in common? Men always miss both of them.
Bananaramarobastore!
Submitted by chris on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 16:18
A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.
"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
Arj Barker: Early Alzheimer's Detection
Submitted by chris on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 16:18
You can get tested now for early onset Alzheimer's. Hold on a second, could someone hire a marching band, cause I'm so happy I feel like having a parade. You mean I can find out early if I'm going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for? Well, whoopee!
